society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees
Man, you always hear about Japanese people not being able to hold their alcohol, even by their own admission, every friend I managed to hang out with in my visit to Japan warned that, but what they don’t tell you is that’s because these mfers put all their stat points into Asbestos-Lined Mouths, they can put magma in their mouths without flinching.
I was hanging out with a long time friend, and she goes “Drimo, sorry that I can’t match you cup for cup while drinking! I hope that doesn’t offend you, haha” right before shoving a takoyaki fresh off the fucking mold into her mouth and not even undergoing cardiac arrest. If I did that, you’d be referring to me in the past tense. I would be naught but ashes scattered on the Osakan winds. They’d never find the body. Spontaneous combustion would glow green with envy at the speed with which I would just be atomized at. So I bring it up to her and she’s like “oh maybe you just have a cat’s tongue haha” bro you are literally immune to fire damage, NOTHING funny about it, I’m in awe.
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